Eugene's Jesus

*the class of children was doing work… I was too tired to move so just sat there with them to keep watch. Just when Eugene (always very chatty) started saying “sell group” “cell group” and then our interesting conversation started*

Cher: Eugene, so who is Jesus?
Eugene: Say Say… Jesus Christ!
Cher: Who is Jesus Christ?
E: Jesus Christ is Jesus Christ. Understand?
Cher: Where is Jesus Christ?
E: Say Say Say… Heaven!
Cher: Where did Jesus Christ die?
E: Cross!
Cher: Why Jesus Christ die on the cross?
E: Help people… Jesus like kids! When the balloon fly, Jesus catch the balloon. Jesus like Vincent (his brother) and Eugene!
Cher: Have you see Jesus before?
E: Jesus… don’t have. Jesus must have bible.
Cher: What is bible?
E: Bible is from Jesus. Bible is for everyone.

Cher: You was saying about cell group just now. What is cell group?
E: American service!
Cher: What is American service?
E: People sick but I am not sick. Church and Jesus help me. Bible is good for you to read.
Cher: So what is cell group?
E: Cell group is people read bible then got one man talk talk talk
Cher: Hahahaha!
E: We are all like sheep cause Jesus no.1, we all no.2! Christmas Day, Jesus come and jingle bell.
Cher: Is Jesus handsome?
E: Yes! When Jesus is small, you can see. When Jesus big, you cant see him.

*knowing that I am copying down our conversation*

E: Write Write! Jesus very important!
Cher: Amen!
E: Amen!