NeW cHiLdReN's TaLk 4

sCeNe #1
*during assembly time*
Principal: Children, Cher Lim is sick so she won’t be coming to school today
K2 children: *silent*
K1 children: Yeah! Yeah! No need to do homework!
Principal: You are wrong! I will take the class today. I will let you all do homework.
K1 children: … … … … … *disappointed*

sCeNe #2
*while waiting to go home*
Cher Lim: Child N, come here! I want to talk to you.
… started asking about her Sunday School …
Cher Lim: Child N, so who is Jesus?
Child N: Jesus… Jesus is God
Cher Lim: How about Satan?
Child N: Satan is very bad
Cher Lim: Oh… … … …
Child N: Last time… last time Satan is a good angel, very clever, more than other angels but later he becomes bad
Cher Lim: Oh no… where is he now?
Child N: I… don’t… know…
Cher Lim: Why is Satan bad?
Child N: Satan hor… Satan, he always use tricks on people one so he very bad
Cher Lim: Tricks?!
Child N: Yes… Yes… tricks!
Cher Lim: Will Jesus kill Satan?
Child N: Yes… Yes… Jesus very powerful one you know, He want to step Satan
Cher Lim: =) Amen! That’s right!
Child N: You know hor… you know hor… God & Jesus very powerful one
*Child N’s mum comes*
Child N: Jesus … … … … I need to go home already
Cher Lim: Ok! We continue part II again ok.
Child N: Ok! Byebye!

sCeNe #3
*assembly time*
Aunt Tan: Popular Child J, come here!
Child J: Huh?!
Aunt Tan: How is your Ah Ma?
Child J: *in deep thought* Her… brain… spoilt
Aunt Tan: Huh? Why her brain spoilt?
Child J: VCD… VCD
Aunt Tan: What VCD? Your VCD ar?
Child J: Yes lohz! I open VCD, Ah Ma’s brain spoilt
Aunt Tan: Hahaha!

sCeNe #4
Cher Xu: Popular Child J, Good Morning
Child J: Good Morning!
Cher Xu: Child J, are you a good boy?
Child J: Yes! I got good boy. I… push… people…

sCeNe #5
*assembly time*
Child W: *sitting on the floor*
Cher Lim: *walked and stood beside him*
Child W: *looked up* Cher Lim, what are you doing up there?
Cher Lim: @@! *speechless … hahaha*

*a while later*

Child K: Cher Lim, just now Child W spilt saliva at me
Cher Lim: Child W, why did you spill saliva at Child K
Child W: No… Not saliva… I “ah chew”
Cher Lim: *trying not to laugh* How come you didn’t “ah chew” properly?
Child W: very… big…
Cher Lim: Huh!? What very big?
Child W: the “ah chew”
Cher Lim: *burst out* Hahaha!
Child W: Hmmmm…
Cher Lim: Next… time… can you don’t “ah chew” so “big”
Child W: Orh… o…k!

... ... ... ... ...

Hmmm … this whole week had not been a happy week for Yanni.
She is down physically, on mc for 2days … "defeated" by children in school and also due to the lack of rest– just sooooooo tired.
She is also down emotionally … guess is those “bad days” of Yanni.

=) God is the strength of Yanni's heart.

No matter what, Yanni always have someONE who will never, never ever leave nor forsake her! He is always there for her! He is none other than Jesus!

=) No worry ya ... Yanni is fine now!

NeW cHiLdReN's TaLk 3

Term 3 just started …

sCeNe 1
*Cher Lim was reading storybook “Hungry Giant” to K1 class*
Cher Lim: Children, do you know what a “giant” is?
Children: very big person!
Cher Lim: Yes! Giant is someone who is very big!
Child N: *interrupted immediately* No! Giant is not big! God & Jesus the biggest!
Cher Lim: *stunned* Amen! Yes! God & Jesus are bigger than giant!
Child N: Yes!

sCeNe 2
*Cher Lim attempted to wipe away the stain made by permanent marker on whiteboard*
Children: Wow! The blue line no more already!
Child B: Cher Lim got magic!
Child Z: Huh! Cher Lim magic teacher mehz?
*seconds later*
Child N: No! Only Jesus can magic!
Child Z: Huh!? Who is Jesus? I don’t know who is Jesus lehz.
Child N: Jesus is a man… He is very powerful, you know! He made you!
Cher Lim: *secretly thought to myself* Woooo… evangelist!

sCeNe 3
*nursery children (4yrs old) done with his colouring work*
Popular Child J (in Mandarin): Mdm T, nice a not?
Mdm T: You coloured until like that, of course not nice
Child J: You cannot say not nice, later tomorrow I don’t come to school
*shortly after*
Child J: See! Mdm T, nice a not?
Mdm T: No… not nice
Child J: You must say nice! If not later I don’t eat
*snack time*
Child J happily eating away
Mdm T: I thought just now you said you don’t want to eat?
Child: Haha

*next day*

Mdm Tan: Child J, I thought yesterday you said you don’t want to come to school
Child J: *paused a while* Ya lohz… my grandmother ask me to come one more time