NeW cHiLdReN's TaLk 4

sCeNe #1
*during assembly time*
Principal: Children, Cher Lim is sick so she won’t be coming to school today
K2 children: *silent*
K1 children: Yeah! Yeah! No need to do homework!
Principal: You are wrong! I will take the class today. I will let you all do homework.
K1 children: … … … … … *disappointed*

sCeNe #2
*while waiting to go home*
Cher Lim: Child N, come here! I want to talk to you.
… started asking about her Sunday School …
Cher Lim: Child N, so who is Jesus?
Child N: Jesus… Jesus is God
Cher Lim: How about Satan?
Child N: Satan is very bad
Cher Lim: Oh… … … …
Child N: Last time… last time Satan is a good angel, very clever, more than other angels but later he becomes bad
Cher Lim: Oh no… where is he now?
Child N: I… don’t… know…
Cher Lim: Why is Satan bad?
Child N: Satan hor… Satan, he always use tricks on people one so he very bad
Cher Lim: Tricks?!
Child N: Yes… Yes… tricks!
Cher Lim: Will Jesus kill Satan?
Child N: Yes… Yes… Jesus very powerful one you know, He want to step Satan
Cher Lim: =) Amen! That’s right!
Child N: You know hor… you know hor… God & Jesus very powerful one
*Child N’s mum comes*
Child N: Jesus … … … … I need to go home already
Cher Lim: Ok! We continue part II again ok.
Child N: Ok! Byebye!

sCeNe #3
*assembly time*
Aunt Tan: Popular Child J, come here!
Child J: Huh?!
Aunt Tan: How is your Ah Ma?
Child J: *in deep thought* Her… brain… spoilt
Aunt Tan: Huh? Why her brain spoilt?
Child J: VCD… VCD
Aunt Tan: What VCD? Your VCD ar?
Child J: Yes lohz! I open VCD, Ah Ma’s brain spoilt
Aunt Tan: Hahaha!

sCeNe #4
Cher Xu: Popular Child J, Good Morning
Child J: Good Morning!
Cher Xu: Child J, are you a good boy?
Child J: Yes! I got good boy. I… push… people…

sCeNe #5
*assembly time*
Child W: *sitting on the floor*
Cher Lim: *walked and stood beside him*
Child W: *looked up* Cher Lim, what are you doing up there?
Cher Lim: @@! *speechless … hahaha*

*a while later*

Child K: Cher Lim, just now Child W spilt saliva at me
Cher Lim: Child W, why did you spill saliva at Child K
Child W: No… Not saliva… I “ah chew”
Cher Lim: *trying not to laugh* How come you didn’t “ah chew” properly?
Child W: very… big…
Cher Lim: Huh!? What very big?
Child W: the “ah chew”
Cher Lim: *burst out* Hahaha!
Child W: Hmmmm…
Cher Lim: Next… time… can you don’t “ah chew” so “big”
Child W: Orh… o…k!