Friday, May 07, 2010

New New Children's Talk #2

scene #5
* Child M fractured his right arm at the monkey bars *
* Miss Lim decided to give Child M a call *
Miss Lim: Hello!
Child M: * with great excitement * Hi Miss Lim!
* Miss Lim’s heart melted *

Miss Lim: How are you?
Child M: I’m fine!
… … … … … … … … …
Miss Lim: You must rest well ok, don’t move your hand so much so it can recover fast.
Child M: Ok! But I only exercise my fingers.
Miss Lim: Haha! Okok… See you in school soon!

scene #6
Mrs Toh: Child J, where is Mrs E Tan?
Child J (prenursery child): There!
… … … … … … … …
Mrs Toh: Where is Mrs E Tan?
Child J: There!
Mrs Toh: Where is her headache?
Child J: Go already

Mrs E Tan: Child J, where is Jesus?
Child J: * pointed to heaven … paused a while then pointed to heart * In my heart
Mrs E Tan & Mrs Toh: Wow wow!

** the next day **
Miss Lim: Child J, where is Jesus?
Child J: Heehee… * oh man, his smile kills *
Miss Lim: Haha! Where is Jesus?
Child J: * think a bit * In… In the carpark
Miss Lim: @@! In the carpark?
Child J: * nodded his head *
Miss Lim: Why is Jesus doing in the carpark?
Child J: Be… Because… in the carpark
Miss Lim: Oh… Jesus has car?
Child J: * nodded his head *


scene #7
* during mass assembly … bible story by one of the church staff *

Staff: What are the things that God bless us with?
Children here: Stars! Sun!
Children there: Moon! Animals!
Children here: Dog! Cats!
Staff: Wow… okok… there are many many things that God blessed us with. Let’s…
K1 child: * suddenly popped out * Wait, still has one more - the sky!
Staff: Oh…
Teachers: Haha!

scene #8
* K2 been doing on addition *
Child A & Child M were talking
Child A: * out of the blue * boy + boy = man
Miss Lim: * overheard * Haha! Then what about girl + girl?
Child M: Woman!?
Miss Lim: … … … …


scene #9
* children recently had fire drill *
Children: * anxious look and very cooperative *
* back in class *
Child Ja: Chey… I thought is real fire
Child Jo: I also thought is real fire
Children: * whispering *
Miss Lim: * explained the meaning and purpose for fire drill *
* weeks later … Principal E Tan was addressing the whole school on Iceland’s volcano eruption … video clips were played too *


* back in class *
Child Jo: Miss Lim, the volcano real or fake one?
Miss Lim: =) Of course is real… is not like fire drill
Child Jo: Oh…

scene #10
* Child G passed a big packet of chips to me *
Child G: Cher Lim, this is for you!
Miss Lim: For me?
Child G: Yes, for you! I went to buy for you!
Miss Lim: Oh…
Child G: This one is salt but… but the salt is healthy salt.
Miss Lim: * touched * Thank you thank you!


scene #11
* heard this from Mrs H *
* Mrs L gathering the children to queue up in twos *

Mrs L: Child KC, come here! Since you don’t know how to queue then you can go and join Mrs H’s (nursery) class and learn everything all over again.
Mrs H: * wanted to help finish the “act” * Come Child KC, I have a place for you.
Child KC: I… I don’t want
Mrs H: Then why didn’t you queue up?
Child KC: The line so messy… I also don’t know where to queue
Mrs H: … … …

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