Saturday, November 10, 2007

nEw ChIlDrEn'S taLk 7 ... lAsT oF 2007

sCeNe 1
+ class work time +
Child N (evangelist) was doing her work & chit chatting @ the same time with Child K
+ Cher Lim sitting purposely came and sit near them as know Child N may “preach” +
Child N: ... ... You know hor, you cannot play awfully
Child K: + innocently listening +
Child N: Later you play awfully ... Satan will take control of you
Child K: @@! Satan! Satan is a bad guy right!
Child N: Yes! Remember I got teach you right! Satan... Satan is a bad guy!
Child K: + listening +
... ... ... conversation went on ... ... ...
Child N: Jesus... Jesus is your father!
Child K: @@! My father name is ___ ___ ___
Child N: Yesh! But you have 2 fathers!
Child Z: + opp Child N + My father name is ____
... ... ... conversation continued ... ... ...
Child N: You... You must tell your mummy about God ok
Child K: + listening very attentively ... UNTIL legs went up the table +
Huh! But my mummy dont know Jesus
Child N: Then ... then you must tell your mummy about Jesus & God

sCeNe 2
+ due to the outbreak of HFMD over at our centre few mths back, we had to have thorough check +
Mdm L: + check on Child L +
Hmmm... Cher Wong, come and take a look at him
Cher Wong: + check on Child L from top to bottom +
Hmmm... Cher Lim, come over here!
Cher Lim: + went over and continued the check +
Oh! he has some red spots
Cher Wong: Child L, what are all these (pointing to the red spots)?
Child L: + very serious look + I... fall down on the grass
Cher Wong & Cher Lim: @@! + speechless +
++ Child L become a “suspect” so all teachers alerted ++
+ Principal: came and did another thorough check +
Child L: + cant take it anymore + suuppper serious look +
How... How many minutes are you done with me?
Principal: + shocked by how he phrased himself +
Cher Lim: + giggled + Child L, wait a while more ok
Principal: + final check +Mdm Tan & Principal came over +
Child L: + verrry serious look +
Ok already!?
Principal: =) Ok already!
Cher Lim: Let's go, Child L.
++ Child L safe ... not HFMD ++

sCeNe 3
+ play time +
Child R & Child I had some “quarrel” with Child K
+ Cher Lim heard it but didnt want interfere ... wants to see how they solve the problem +
Child I: ... Later we all dont friend you ...
Child R: Ya lohz!
Child K: Dont friend then dont friend lohz
Child I: My house... My house got gun you know! (attn! Is toy gun! Haha!)
Child R: Ya lohz! I also have!
Child K: + silence +
Child I: I also have “knife” ... tomorrow I bring
Child R: + indigestion of Child I's words + Huh!?! Real or fake one?
Cher Lim: + overheard + Haha! Children's imagination does run WILD~~~

sCeNe 4
Cher Lim: Child D, come here!
Child D: Yes?
Cher Lim: What happened to your eyes?
Child D: My eyes... My eyes got something wrong
Cher Lim: Hmm... something wrong?! Haha!

sCeNe 5
+ dismissal time +
Child E: + sobz face + Cher Lim, I... I have stomachache
Cher Lim: Oh! You need to go to the toilet?
Child E: + shaked her head with tears slowly filled her eyes +
Cher Lim: + knowing Child E is quite an emotional girl +
Ah! Dont cry. I apply oil for you then you rest a while. You be fine.
Child E: + burst out crying +
Cher Lim: Aiyoyoyo!
Child E: + secs later after she went back to her seat, she BURST out crying again +
Children: Oh ... what happened to Child E?!?!
Cher Lim: Ok! Child E, dont cry already. You going home soon.
Child E: + crying mode + The... the bus drive... drive very fast... I cannot... I cannot breathe
+ burst out crying even LOUDER +
Cher Lim: + flipped +

sCeNe 6
Child Z (6yrs old): Cher Lim, see! This is my new watch!
Cher Lim: Wow! Do you know what time is it now?
Child Z: Yes... now is 1.36pm
Cher Lim: @@! Now is not even 12pm. Now is only 11.36am
Child Z: ~ dont want to be defeated look~ OH! Mine is faster.
Cher Lim: ~ flipped ~ toooo fast already!
Child Z: Hahaha!

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