New New Children's Talk #3

Once again... next issue of New New Children's Talk is back!!

scene #12 … should Miss Lim cry or laugh?
Child J: Miss Lim, Child A see me urine!
Miss Lim: Come over here, Child A!
* Child J and Child A started their “verbal fight” *
Child A: He see me first!
Child J: No.. he see me first!
Child A: That time he see Child W!
Child J: No.. he see me first!

* shortly after *
Child K: Miss Lim, Child J make my head.
Miss Lim: Child J, why did you do that?
Child J: Child K do to me first!
Miss Lim: But why do you have to do the same to her?
Child J: The bible say mahz… Do to others what you want others to do to you!
Miss Lim: * flipped * Bible also say you need to forgive and forget.
Child J: But bible say...
* Miss Lim started her nagging session *

scene #13
* snack time *
Child B: * love school food and never once miss it but on that day he wasn’t eating *
Miss Lim: * puzzled * Child B, you want some porridge?
Child B: * shaked his head *
Miss Lim: Why? The porridge is not hot already…
Child B: N… No…
Miss Lim: Why you don’t want to eat?
Child B: My legs numb
Miss Lim: Hmmm...

scene #14
* KinderFun Trail @ PLMGPS .. the weather was suppppppper suppppppper hot, the children were literally “raining“ *
Mrs E Tan & Mrs L: * jokingly * It will be like that when you come to primary school, not like LSK where you all get to enjoy air-con
Children: * silent for a moment * Got fan a not?
Mrs E Tan & Mrs L: Hahaha!

scene #15
* one of the days, I invited the children to share a joke/story with their friends *

Joke A
Child JH: Why did the cake kiss the candles?
Children: * gave all kinds of answers *
Child JH: Because the cake like (light) the candles!
Children: Hahaha!
Miss Lim: * flipped *

Joke B
Child JK: Why did the boy bring a ruler to bed?
Children: * gave all kinds of answers *
Child JK: Because he want to measure how long he sleep.
Children: Hahaha!
Miss Lim: * flipped flipped *

Joke C-Z
* can’t really remember the rest of the jokes but what “amazed” me was the jokes that wasn’t that funny actually .. opps .. but it got the rest of the children laughed and laughed and laughed BIG time!

scene #16
* Math lesson … on 2s and 5s *
Miss Lim: What can you find on yourself that comes in twos?
Children: Eyes! Ears! Hands! Legs! Nostrils!
Miss Lim: How about in fives?
Children: * silent for a second *
Child T: Bones!
Miss Lim: @@!
Children: Fingers! Toes!

scene #17
* Little Child J (4years old) just came back from holiday *
Miss Lim: Hey Child, why you never come to school for so many days? Where did you go?
Little Child J: I.. I take aeroplane.. I go Hongkong!
Miss Lim: Wow! Did you go Disneyland?
Little Child J: No.. No.. I take aeroplane!
Miss Lim: Oh okok! Haha!